Rambling Through Life

You’re not allowed to lie ok?
Absolutely.

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
*Checks phone* Indeed I have.

Do you think people think bad things about you?
I think most people think bad things about me.

Would you rather have long or short hair?
That depends. The length doesn’t matter - it’s the style that counts.

Has anyone told you they never wanna lose you?
Yeah.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Absolutely not.

What does your last text in your inbox say?
“Ok. I’m sure u wont lol x”

What are you listening to?
My computer ferociously blowing boiling hot air out of it’s fan as it holds on for dear life; coupled with the persistent tapping of my fingers on the keyboard.

Where would i have found you at 11pm last night?
Sorting shit out in my bedroom, I believe. 

Have you eaten a live fish?
Not to the best of my knowledge.

What pissed you off yesterday?
The fact that River Song is basically there to kill the Doctor. V disappointed :(

Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?
Generally wear them.

When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?
Off! Only sub-humans and blind people watch movies with the lights on.

When was the last time you had a real smile on your face?
When River Song saved the Doctor’s life… refer back a couple of questions for more details…

Today, did you see ’ that someone’ who makes you smile?
I did not.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?
Sure.

Who’s hoodie did you wear last?
My own, most likely.

Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
Of course.

Is your room clean?
Spotless, thanks.

Do you check your texts straight away when you receive them?
Yes! And I cannot stand the ignorant fuckers who don’t. If I have the decency to write you a message, at least have the decency to read the bastard. Thanks.

Who was the person you were last on the phone with?
That would have been my mother.

Is anything bothering you?
Erm, not particularly, no. 

If the last person you kissed, saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad?
I should hope so.

Are you missing someone?
Isn’t everybody?

Do you want to say something to someone?
Nahhh.

What was the first thing you did this morning?
Awoke.

Why did you last smile?
Not a clue.

Is the person you last texted single?
Yeah.

What does your phone do when it receives a new text?
Dies of shock, then vibrates while simultaneously releasing an increasing ringing sound.

Are you grumpy or happy?
Somewhere inbetween?

Do you know anyone who does cocaine?
Of course.

Would you ever kiss anyone over 16?
Erm… yes… :S

Do you wake up easily in the morning, or do you like to sleep in?
That all depends on the time I went to sleep. More sleep = worse waking up. Less sleep = up and out of bed in a heartbeat. I’m weird like that.

Where do you wish you could hop on a plane and vacation to right now?
Oooh, now you’re asking. Las Vegas, please.

Have you ever vomited on someone else?
No. Eww. 

Are all girls shit talkers and bitches?
Most girls and boys are shit talkers and bitches. It’s a human trait. Anybody who says they aren’t either are also adding “liar” to the list.

Do you like winter?
Absolutely.

If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
Of course. Life’s too short to not do the right thing.

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone?
Nope.

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
Codeine, Migraleve and caffeine = literally.
Cognitively? Nowt. 

Does anyone know your password besides you?
I don’t have one.

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
The pool by miles.

Are you currently looking forward to anything?
Going to university. Also, my tea.

Are you ticklish?
Of course.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
I wouldn’t have thought so.

Are you happier now or 2 months ago?
Both for different reasons. (Oooh, deep)

Who was the first person to text you today?
That would be telling.

Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?
Yes

When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Years ago. Aha.

Could you go a day without eating?
Sure.

Were you born in the 90’s?
1992

Connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?
Friends. 

Do you have any bruises on you ?
Not that I know of…

Are you starting to realize anything?
Yeah, this quiz is far less interesting than I first thought. Also, I’m quite hungry.

If the person you have feelings for started smoking, what would you do?
Vomit?

Do you have a Facebook?
Indeed.

Ever been called a jerk?
Probably.

What were you doing at 8am this morning?
I was going out to buy a newspaper. How civilised.

Is tomorrow gonna be a good day?
Sure, why not :)

Today, in 2011, we are constantly bombarded with information and problems.

TV news companies, newspapers and magazines force other peoples’ problems upon us. Schools and colleges are never off our backs for deadlines and homeworks. Parents continue to nag through the generations; and when combined with the problems which life throws with us, I think we get too bogged down in all the stresses of life.

So, I have a proposition. I’m not usually the soppy, reflective type - but hear me out.

Take 5 minutes, and just think. Think about your brothers and sisters, all of the fights (both real and fun) that you’ve had with them. Think about your parents, and how much richer they make your life. Think of your friends, your best friends and your lost friends. And just remember how perfect those past friendships used to be.

I don’t think people realise how lucky they are. I know, I don’t. Every day I call somebody “useless”, or complain that I have to do “A-Level Bullshit”. But really, I’m so lucky to be able to understand a subject up to A-Level. Who the hell do I really think I am complaining about it?

I’m not saying that life doesn’t get tough. It does. It has to. And natural disasters in Asia, economic downturns in America and revolutions in Africa will continue to be at the forefront of our newspapers and the back of our minds. But the key is perspective.

This little planet has been spinning for 4.5 billion years. Most of us only get 80 here, at a push. We need to force ourselves through the bad times so we can chuckle through the good ones. We’re a hell of a lot luckier than we think.

Governments are being overthrown in Africa; America is facing over a Trillion Dollars in cuts; China’s economy is officially stronger than Japan’s and the Prime Minister of Great Britain is relaunching his Big Society campaign.

And what are the BBC, Telegraph, Guardian, Independent and Times headlining their websites with?

“King’s Speech Reigns Over BAFTAs”

Has the world gone mad?

What happened to that tabloid/broadsheet divide? In the past, the broadsheet newspapers have always fallen back on awards ceremonies when theres nothing else to report on. Nothing has changed there. But now, it seems more important that the world judges Helena Bonham Carter’s dress from last night than pays a minute of attention to our economy. It’s madness.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a devout believer in celebrity gossip. Heat Magazine’s website is bookmarked on every bit of Internet-ready tech which I own. But I think there must be some sort of divide again. If I want to read about frocks and scandal, I’ll read Heat. For good quality journalism, I’ll read a broadsheet.

I know you may think I’m overreacting, but how would Katie Price feel if Silvio Berlusconi dominated OK!’s front cover, butting her to Page 2? It would just never happen.

Message to broadsheet publishers everywhere - pull your finger out and report some decent goddamn news!!! Until then, I’ll keep checking your websites, cos there’s no chance in hell I’m going to pay for a hard-copy of your drivel.

By the way, Mr Telegraph, the shit is hitting the fan with women across Italy. I guess someone ought to let you know. Peace. Out.

Now, lets get one thing clear. I’m not a Eurovision fan. Never have been, never will be. The main reason for this is because we’re shit at it.

It’s only when we have a chance at winning the World Cup that England goes mad. As soon as we’re inevitable knocked out, it all goes back to normal again. This explains why we don’t care about Eurovision - we’re never going to win, so what’s the point?

In 55 years, we’ve only had five winners. Even when Lloyd-Webber had a stab at finding a winner last year, he failed. Miserably.

So then, who have we picked to bring us to victory this time? Blue
…Right

I don’t think I even need to say it. Make up your own mind.

(But still, WHAT?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!)